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If you're PLAYING EDWARD CULLEN THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *rofl* Cut to RPattz looking totally baffled.

Megan Fox just totally cut Andy Samberg so ded. ETA: Even more awkward the second time. Jesus, what a bitch.
Even Jonah Hill looked stunned.
Leighton Meister laughed but then she also farts a lot, so...

CHRIS PINE TO START!
G*d I love Anna Faris.

Now Megan Fox is onstage. She scares me with her slicked back hair. Yikes. O.o
The clip was okay- not really anything I've not seen before.

Shia! :D YAY! He is cute.

SHIA DOING THE FIGHTS NOMS!

CAM AND RPATTZ WON! AND Shia can't pronounce Cam's last name. Nor can I, really, so who cares. Xp

The "Unst" in unstoppable (Oh Bradley Cooper, I love you!) And Justin Bartha is luv. Eminem, however, NOT SO MUCH.

He's singing a hater song at an awards show. Asshat.

Camera keeps going to Cameron Diaz. Because she's pretty and she's actually having fun.

Dang, Eminem just would not shut UP!

Okay, now I like Andy Samberg: "COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS!"

KEYBOARD SOLO- JJ ABRAMS! *LOL*

JUST SAW QUINTO!
The mandatory Disney pubic hair check. Holy crap, Jonah.
BREAKTHROUGH MALE: TAYLOR! BINBONS! RPATTZ! JAILBAIT PRETTY!



RPATTZ WINS!

QUINTO AGAIN! YAY MTV!

Why do I have to see Kristen Stewart repeatedly? STOP, MAN!

SASHA BARON COHEN! OMG. BEST ENTRANCE EVER!!! "ICH BEIN BRUNO! AND HIS ASS!" They dropped him on Eminem and the guy had a fit.

QUINTO LAUGHED!

Seriously though. What the eff just happened there? They dropped SBC on Eminem, ruined Zac Efron's moment, and Eminem left- did they do it on purpose? I'm kinda glad he left- he's a bit of a tool, but that was a bit much. It's like they pissed him off on purpose. UNCOOL.

HARRY POTTER!
Wikkid clip!

Suck my golden popcorn dick? Seriously? I'm not having fun anymore. Xp

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock just saved the damn show. I ♥ them so much.


RPATTZ AND KSTEW WON FOR BEST KISS! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock were so hilarious "OMG!OMG!OMG!" Did I ever tell you, Smeyer reminds me of Sandra Bullock? Trufax. ETA: Second time was even funnier. XD

BWHAHAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THUR? COCK BLOCK. YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. I like KStew for that.

This is deeply surreal. O.o Forest Whitaker performing "Dick in a Box" like he's doing opera. Holy crap I'm laughing again. And so is everyone else. Except Will Farrell. FAIL! ETA: Leanne Rimes and Chris Isaak are about to do it again. Leanne doing "Jizzed in my Pants" is funny as shit. Jim Carrey: "It's more than possible, it's been planned! Check out the prompter."

Hayden just explained the WTF Award. AWESOME!

RAP BATTLE. EXCELLENT.

HOLEY FLANNEL SHIRT. *ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY EFFING ASS OFF!*

Leighton Meister, what the hell is up with your dress?

Miley Cyrus is a freak. Xp "I'M ON A BOAT!" WHAT THE HELL?

"The Twilight Clip" was hilarious. Truly. Xp

This is annoying- KStew is a gorgeous girl, but her hair is always a fucked up mess and she's wearing Chucks with her pretty dress. Her stylist needs to put her in stuff that's more her speed.

Holy SHIT! EDWARD FUCKING THREW JASPER ACROSS THE ROOM.

TAYLOR FURSPLODED!
EFFING KEWL!

Ben Stiller needs a haircut.

Love how they're doing an Oscar presentation parody and he's playing along. He needs a fucking HAIRCUT THOUGH.
Director. Actor. Writer. Jew. And of course 'Primate'. *ROFL*

Kiefer made me laugh. Hard. He's awesome. He's doing the best acting of his life.
But he needs to stop now... Actually, I'm lying, it's still funny.

KRISTEN BELL IS DATING ... BRAIN FREEZE. BRAIN. FREEZE! OMG- DAX SHEPHERD? HOLY CRAP.

STAR TREK FUNNY SHIT! CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!

Adult films. *rofl*

KStew won. I swear, she looks like such a slag and it's sad. Xp She tripped and dropped her award and was all awkward. Cute. SHE NEEDS TO HAVE HER HAIR BRUSHED, THOUGH.

JIM CARREY FOR THE LULZ: "I was choking in front of the world. In front of my peers. In front of the good looking kid from Twilight." "Man, I wish they'd overturn Prop 8" (WIN!) ROTFL

"There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better!"

I loved Anna Farris doing an "I WAS ROBBED!" face when she lost to him. She's funny as hell and needs to get recognized for being hot AND funny (yes, I have a girl crush on her, inspite of "Scary Movie").

Denzel brought his daughter onstage. He's so full of win. :)

TWILIGHT WON BEST PICTURE!


Hey look! It's on AGAIN!

lillbet: (Biden-style!)
OBAMA: Oh hai! I haz upgraded your country. ;)

w00t! )

Hopefully we can all work TOGETHER from now on. That means no booing, no trying to kill the President-elect, and a bit of cooperation.

And yeah, I'd STILL be saying that if McCain had won. XP

McCain's concession speech was very good.

Obama is a dog guy! Awesome! :D

Someone give Jesse Jackson a hug. Plz?

PS: Boo to Cali for Prop 8. BOO! Halloween is over, but I'm horrified with you people.

lillbet: (Maverick-y.)
Polls are closed in the East Coast. IT BEGINS!

Cider is in hand, cupcake consumed, pizza on the way.

And YAY! for those who voted! XD

Check out this website: http://www.weaddup.com

OBAMA HAS NEW HAMPSHIRE, DC AND MARYLAND!


Overheard: "The world needs MORE SUFFERING! VOTE MCCAIN!" ROTFLMAO

More: "Why doesn't he die screaming in a fire?" Me: "That's... D... SIAF?"

NEW JERSEY AND DELAWARE ARE BELONG TO US!
AND... ILLINOISE (SHOCKER!)
and MASSACHUSETTS!

Kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina and Oklahoma can
DSIAF! Errr... sorry. You enjoy your McPalin with cheese while we have some Obamacakes, 'kay?

STOP STROKING THE TOUCH SCREEN, CNN-man!
Only 3% reporting and they are projecting? WAH?

ME: "I AM CRUSHED! LIKE THE GRAPE UNDER THE STOMPY  FOOT OF THE ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER WHO... WHO..."
Patti: "That just sorta died, didn't it."


Patti: "Half of VA is for McCain!"
Bran: "The stupid half?"
Patti: "Honey, the stupid half is 3/4 of VA."
Sarah: "Yeah but that half can't count."

(PAUSE WHILE WE COMPOSE LIMERICKS ABOUT THE HORSE-FACED COMMENTATRIX.)

Discussing the dangers of Voldemort nose (some guy removed his septum and... PIZZA!). Sarah: "PLEASE SAVE US FROM JAMES CAR-MORT AND THE HORSE-FACED LADY
!"

The Dems have 47 Senate seats! SO FAR!


MACBOOKS SUCK!

RHODE ISLAND! WISCONSIN! MINNESOTA!



52 SENATE SEATS!

More, dammit. WHAT THE HELL. Ooh, PIZZA!

THE REPUBLICRATS HAVE ANOTHER SENATE SEAT. NOOOOOOO!

New York!


Nick: (with a whiteboard) "Are we coloring in Pennsylvania?
Sarah: "We're dubious of PA."
Bran: "Yes. Too much dubosity."


North Dakota, Ole Miss, Ala-DAMN-bama, South Caro... AGH! NO! NO RED! NONONONONONO!

Another Red Senate seat. XP

Sarah: "Let that red marker be the red of FAIL!"


West VA is Red? Really? Let me pick my JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR. XP

Indiana, YOU SUCK!

STOP WITH THE TOUCH SCREEN!

Ohio!

194 electoral votes for OBAMA! 69 for... that other guy.

LOOKIE! HAPPY STUFF!http://electoral-vote.com/evp2008/Pres/Maps/Nov04.html

NEW MEXICO! FUR REELZ!


Bon Ton FUCK YOU, LOUISIANA! XP


IOWA, MONTANA, NEVADA, UTAH COMING UP!


UTAH! RED! Oh well.

ET TU, KAN-SASS?


DAmmit, California, CLOSE YOUR POLLS!


COMEDY CENTRAL, FTW!


Connecticutt is LOFF. XD

That's too many "t's" isn't it?

54 Senate Seats FOR US!


BIG MISTAKE, TEXAS. BIG.

CNN Guy: "It's looking exceedingly grim for John McCain."



I'm tired and I have to take a break. Back soon-ish.

Look at this: http://electoral-vote.com/evp2008/Pres/Maps/Nov04.html

And this: http://www.isobamapresident.com/

VIRGINIA AND HAWAII! WE GOT IT!


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