I think Rob did his best. He did try and distract me by talking about not being romantic and taking sponge baths, which on a better day would have been all I needed.

However, I am no longer Lady Emo. My plumber just called. He's coming on Wednesday to fit my radiator. This will be the first time I have had heating in my bathroom since I moved in two and a half years ago. My day is now officially made of WIN :D.