If you'd ridden a bike, though, naturally you would have gotten someone else to pedal you home, sat in the basket and sung 'Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head' a la Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

And yes, Hattie is on a break until I post a srs bsns comment somewhere and realise no-one will take me seriiusly with AroSheen sneezes special snowflakes as a name, lol.