Too effing funny by half.

[lillbet]

Check out this comment. I'm thinking it was someone on mah flist, because out of the PAGES of comments they singled mine out to respond to (also, the ridiculous spelling, etc. looks like something someone who knows me would perpetrate just to annoy me).

'FESS. UP.

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: LiveJournal Comment <lj_notify@livejournal.com>
To: (my email)
Sent: Saturday, May 30, 2009 8:29:03 PM
Subject: i love 'um !!! how could you!!

Somebody replied to a comment you left in a LiveJournal post. (BTW- READ IT, IT'S AWESOME) The comment they replied to was:

I was pointed to this post by someone on my flist, happened upon your comment, and may I say that if this lovefest has room for another I'd like to join. :D

Your comments made me laugh- I totally agree, and while Stephenie Meyer is not Person of Interest #1 for me, I just can't stan' her. :P

Their reply was:

Subject: i love 'um !!! how could you!!
i cryed at the way you think my beautiful, edward, is a hidious creature!! my life is all about edward and bella, and has been since the 1st book came out. i LOVE every book and am on my 5th time reading them !! (beat that)you may think i am sad. but i love edward. if alice cullen was a real person, she would be my best freind! i wasn't to keen on rose, but she ended up growing on me the second time reading all 4 books... i dont care what you think about stephinie, but i think she is amazing! and i am in her fan club. :) i love her! i think the way she explains the way the charictors was genious! i cant wait untill the 5th book comes out, (midnight sun=edwards point of vuw of twilight),i love them and that is all that matters to me at the minuet. so stick your comments up your a**e ! i am in love!

Seriously, who dunnit?

Comments

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

So, basically, someone got a hold of a galley copy, was probably offended as hell that this was going to be published and she was going to be paid some ridiculous sum for it, and spread it around to make the general public aware of how creatively void this chick is?

More like she knew Breaking Dawn was a raging failure and leaked it so that folks would love her again and then SNATCHED THE PRIZE AWAY.

So if she can't finish the book, does that mean she has to return her advance? XD

If only. Wouldn't it be nice if she were literally bankrupt the way her writing is bankrupt of sense, substance and... Yeah, I'm her biggest fan. ;D

[principia-coh.livejournal.com]

If only. Wouldn't it be nice if she were literally bankrupt the way her writing is bankrupt of sense, substance and... Yeah, I'm her biggest fan. ;D

Were I a parent, I would let my teenage daughter read Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles before I would let her crack the cover of any of the Twilight "books."

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Oh, you're not alone on that one, believe me. I think as a writer Rice is more adept and that her vampires are more, well, real. Meyer's are Mary Sues. If I want that sort of writing I've still got all my old Sweet Valley High books to share...