Thanks! Steer clear of this nastiness if you can avoid it, because I've been out of the loop for way to long as a result and will be hating life when I get back on the treadmill... tomorrow. *cries*
IKR? It's madness, I tell you, MADNESS. Someone, thank dawg, actually transcribed the Letterman list of things that Spock should say in the sequel or... something:
10. Warp Factor 8! Arby’s Closes in 10 minutes. 9. We’re entering a breach in the space-time continuum or a wormhole or some crazy crap like that. 8. Set phasers to fabulous! 7. Welcome aboard the starship enterprise – today’s in flight movie is big momma’s house 2! 6. We’ve been hijacked by Somali pirates! 5. Sir, i’m going to need Saturday off to attend my nephew’s bar mitzvah. 4. My baby-daddy is a Vulcan – on the next 'Maury!' 3. The enterprise just hit a goose, we’re gonna have to land in the Hudson. 2. Live long, prosper, and keep on hangin’ and bangin’. 1. I find your choice of hairpiece highly illogical.
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IKR? It's madness, I tell you, MADNESS. Someone, thank dawg, actually transcribed the Letterman list of things that Spock should say in the sequel or... something:
10. Warp Factor 8! Arby’s Closes in 10 minutes.
9. We’re entering a breach in the space-time continuum or a wormhole or some crazy crap like that.
8. Set phasers to fabulous!
7. Welcome aboard the starship enterprise – today’s in flight movie is big momma’s house 2!
6. We’ve been hijacked by Somali pirates!
5. Sir, i’m going to need Saturday off to attend my nephew’s bar mitzvah.
4. My baby-daddy is a Vulcan – on the next 'Maury!'
3. The enterprise just hit a goose, we’re gonna have to land in the Hudson.
2. Live long, prosper, and keep on hangin’ and bangin’.
1. I find your choice of hairpiece highly illogical.
I don't care. It's funneh.