MTV Movie Awards

[lillbet]

If you're PLAYING EDWARD CULLEN THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! *rofl* Cut to RPattz looking totally baffled.

Megan Fox just totally cut Andy Samberg so ded. ETA: Even more awkward the second time. Jesus, what a bitch.
Even Jonah Hill looked stunned.
Leighton Meister laughed but then she also farts a lot, so...

CHRIS PINE TO START!
G*d I love Anna Faris.

Now Megan Fox is onstage. She scares me with her slicked back hair. Yikes. O.o
The clip was okay- not really anything I've not seen before.

Shia! :D YAY! He is cute.

SHIA DOING THE FIGHTS NOMS!

CAM AND RPATTZ WON! AND Shia can't pronounce Cam's last name. Nor can I, really, so who cares. Xp

The "Unst" in unstoppable (Oh Bradley Cooper, I love you!) And Justin Bartha is luv. Eminem, however, NOT SO MUCH.

He's singing a hater song at an awards show. Asshat.

Camera keeps going to Cameron Diaz. Because she's pretty and she's actually having fun.

Dang, Eminem just would not shut UP!

Okay, now I like Andy Samberg: "COOL GUYS DON'T LOOK AT EXPLOSIONS!"

KEYBOARD SOLO- JJ ABRAMS! *LOL*

JUST SAW QUINTO!
The mandatory Disney pubic hair check. Holy crap, Jonah.
BREAKTHROUGH MALE: TAYLOR! BINBONS! RPATTZ! JAILBAIT PRETTY!



RPATTZ WINS!

QUINTO AGAIN! YAY MTV!

Why do I have to see Kristen Stewart repeatedly? STOP, MAN!

SASHA BARON COHEN! OMG. BEST ENTRANCE EVER!!! "ICH BEIN BRUNO! AND HIS ASS!" They dropped him on Eminem and the guy had a fit.

QUINTO LAUGHED!

Seriously though. What the eff just happened there? They dropped SBC on Eminem, ruined Zac Efron's moment, and Eminem left- did they do it on purpose? I'm kinda glad he left- he's a bit of a tool, but that was a bit much. It's like they pissed him off on purpose. UNCOOL.

HARRY POTTER! Wikkid clip!

Suck my golden popcorn dick? Seriously? I'm not having fun anymore. Xp

Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock just saved the damn show. I ♥ them so much.

RPATTZ AND KSTEW WON FOR BEST KISS! Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock were so hilarious "OMG!OMG!OMG!" Did I ever tell you, Smeyer reminds me of Sandra Bullock? Trufax. ETA: Second time was even funnier. XD

BWHAHAHAHAHA! DID YOU SEE WHAT THEY DID THUR? COCK BLOCK. YOU'RE DOING IT RIGHT. I like KStew for that.

This is deeply surreal. O.o Forest Whitaker performing "Dick in a Box" like he's doing opera. Holy crap I'm laughing again. And so is everyone else. Except Will Farrell. FAIL! ETA: Leanne Rimes and Chris Isaak are about to do it again. Leanne doing "Jizzed in my Pants" is funny as shit. Jim Carrey: "It's more than possible, it's been planned! Check out the prompter."

Hayden just explained the WTF Award. AWESOME!

RAP BATTLE. EXCELLENT.

HOLEY FLANNEL SHIRT. *ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY EFFING ASS OFF!*

Leighton Meister, what the hell is up with your dress?

Miley Cyrus is a freak. Xp "I'M ON A BOAT!" WHAT THE HELL?

"The Twilight Clip" was hilarious. Truly. Xp

This is annoying- KStew is a gorgeous girl, but her hair is always a fucked up mess and she's wearing Chucks with her pretty dress. Her stylist needs to put her in stuff that's more her speed.

Holy SHIT! EDWARD FUCKING THREW JASPER ACROSS THE ROOM.

TAYLOR FURSPLODED! EFFING KEWL!

Ben Stiller needs a haircut.

Love how they're doing an Oscar presentation parody and he's playing along. He needs a fucking HAIRCUT THOUGH.
Director. Actor. Writer. Jew. And of course 'Primate'. *ROFL*

Kiefer made me laugh. Hard. He's awesome. He's doing the best acting of his life.
But he needs to stop now... Actually, I'm lying, it's still funny.

KRISTEN BELL IS DATING ... BRAIN FREEZE. BRAIN. FREEZE! OMG- DAX SHEPHERD? HOLY CRAP.

STAR TREK FUNNY SHIT! CRAP THAT'S AWESOME!

Adult films. *rofl*

KStew won. I swear, she looks like such a slag and it's sad. Xp She tripped and dropped her award and was all awkward. Cute. SHE NEEDS TO HAVE HER HAIR BRUSHED, THOUGH.

JIM CARREY FOR THE LULZ: "I was choking in front of the world. In front of my peers. In front of the good looking kid from Twilight." "Man, I wish they'd overturn Prop 8" (WIN!) ROTFL

"There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better!"

I loved Anna Farris doing an "I WAS ROBBED!" face when she lost to him. She's funny as hell and needs to get recognized for being hot AND funny (yes, I have a girl crush on her, inspite of "Scary Movie").

Denzel brought his daughter onstage. He's so full of win. :)

TWILIGHT WON BEST PICTURE!

Hey look! It's on AGAIN!

Comments

[gahdzuks.livejournal.com]

I'M WATCHING THAT!
Chris Pine and Zach Quinto so traded sweaters. I swear I saw ZQ in that thing during the press junket for ST.

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

TOO RIGHT! And I think he did a photoshoot in it too.

Cannot believe the opening. I don't really like Andy Samberg based on what I've seen so far- that opening song was incredibly stupid and nobody participated. Xp

[gahdzuks.livejournal.com]

Yeah... he has his moments. That "Jizz in My Pants" song was funny... and "Dick in a Box" made me laugh (mostly for Timberlake). Otherwise... yeah, not a fan.

So far we've already had RPattz, LaBeouf, and Pine. Quinto better be there somewhere.

[pluginzeta.livejournal.com]

Chris Pine made me so happy :D

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

IKR? He's so adorkable! Making an icon of him now.

By the way, is it true he's dating Audrina Partridge? I thought he was with Beau Garett. I ask because I was watching The Hills before this (because it was on before it came on and it was FUCKING AWFUL) and the idea of him being with the world's most vapid brunette is upsetting.

[pluginzeta.livejournal.com]

I have no idea... I'm really the last person to ask about who's dating who... lol... I never know these things... hehe.

[nadinetink.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU WATCHING THAT SHOW?! If it's stuff teenyboppers consume, it will win! So Twilight will probably win best movie of the universe EVER, beating The Godfather, La Vita e Bella, Casablanca and Bambi, in a OH SO UNEXPECTED move.

Yes, I'm snarky today!

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Because Leanne Rimes is performing "Jizz In My Pants". So delightfully trashy.

Ah, yes, you are snarky. I need to change my statement about you, clearly.

[nadinetink.livejournal.com]

... WAT.

The mind, it is boggled.

[gahdzuks.livejournal.com]

I can't tell if Ben Stiller is going to kill that dog puppet or not...

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

I'd like to. Kiefer is killing me, though.

[gahdzuks.livejournal.com]

Kiefer is the shit.

[train-lindz.livejournal.com]

Ok, so I just totally fangirled over that New Moon clip.

GO JASPER! NOM NOM NOM!!!
GO EDWARD! ABANDON HER IN THE FOREST!!!!
GO JACOB! FURSPLOSION!!!!!!!!

BOO, YOU WHORE!

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF YOU! I WAS ALL, DO I EMAIL HER, KEEP FANGIRLING, OR WHAT!

I JUST CALLED YOU AND YOUR CELL WOULD NOT RECORD MY MESSAGE. AGH. XP

Actually, I was really surprised how much I enjoyed it. Cannot wait for this movie! And did you see KStew go all klumsy and goofy?

[loveweasleys04.livejournal.com]

OMG!! I MISSED EVERYTHING!!!! I WISH I HAD CABLE!

[loveweasleys04.livejournal.com]

Thanks for the recap summery though. ♥

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

Twilight got best picture. Shocker, eh?

[deichrodler.livejournal.com]

I think I miss stuff when I don't watch the MTV awards... or wait. Actually not. I get a perfect report here! *snorts*

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

I do it so you don't have to.

[eumelkeks.livejournal.com]

LOL, woot? Twilight won?

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

It did. I really don't know why. At all.

Iron Man and Slumdog were WAY cooler.

[andacus.livejournal.com]

You're insane.

But srsly, was the holey flannel really in attendance?????

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

OH YES. I AM THAT.

It was seated right behind Jim Carrey, next to Zachary Quinto and his lady friend. It was very polite the whole evening, except when that sound editor guy humped his golden popcorn award, and then the shirt got, well, shirty.

[kala-way.livejournal.com]

wow, I didn't watch it but now I feel like I did.

[lillbet.livejournal.com]

That's a MONSTER compliment! Thank you. :)

And look! Matching Chenowith "YAY"s!