Writer's Block: Theme Song

[lillbet]

[Error: unknown template qotd] I know I'm supposed to play along nicely and pick a random song ("Break My Stride" by Mathew Wilder maybe?) and be done with it, but I respectfully state here and now that picking a single themesong is horseshit.

Instead, I'd like to be present in the Key of F- a little jingle up and down the scale to announce me will do nicely.