Dear upstairs asshat,

To show my appreciation for your taking the time to wake me up before 7am on a Sunday, I'm going to wake you up at 11pm on the 5th to deliver my rent check. That way it's still on time, and I've ruined your evening. Least I can do, since I pay your fucking mortgage.

And I ran the hot water as long as I could while you were out of the house.

Hope you enjoy the cold shower as much as I enjoyed my unsolicited wake-up call,

Me

PStragical_mirth if you're an early riser, maybe you should take this place over. Fuck that, let's look at real estate!

PPS YOUR FUCKING KIDS SUCK AT PIANO. THROW MORE MONEY AT THEM SO THEY'LL STOP, PLEASE!



Comments off. I am sending out resumes and looking for new apartments today. Sorry, I just had to crab about this one last time. Any time I look at this in future it will SPUR ME ONWARD.

Everyone's checking in, so...

Thank gawd they have cuts over here, because I'm thinking this is where I'm posting more of my writing. Reams of the stuff.