Writing is a struggle against silence. ~Carlos Fuentes

Polls are closed in the East Coast. IT BEGINS!

Cider is in hand, cupcake consumed, pizza on the way.

And YAY! for those who voted! XD

Check out this website: http://www.weaddup.com

OBAMA HAS NEW HAMPSHIRE, DC AND MARYLAND!

Overheard: "The world needs MORE SUFFERING! VOTE MCCAIN!" ROTFLMAO

More: "Why doesn't he die screaming in a fire?" Me: "That's... D... SIAF?"

NEW JERSEY AND DELAWARE ARE BELONG TO US!
AND... ILLINOISE (SHOCKER!) and MASSACHUSETTS!

Kentucky, Tennessee, South Carolina and Oklahoma can DSIAF! Errr... sorry. You enjoy your McPalin with cheese while we have some Obamacakes, 'kay?

STOP STROKING THE TOUCH SCREEN, CNN-man!
Only 3% reporting and they are projecting? WAH?

ME: "I AM CRUSHED! LIKE THE GRAPE UNDER THE STOMPY  FOOT OF THE ITALIAN GRANDMOTHER WHO... WHO..."
Patti: "That just sorta died, didn't it."

Patti: "Half of VA is for McCain!"
Bran: "The stupid half?"
Patti: "Honey, the stupid half is 3/4 of VA."
Sarah: "Yeah but that half can't count."

(PAUSE WHILE WE COMPOSE LIMERICKS ABOUT THE HORSE-FACED COMMENTATRIX.)

Discussing the dangers of Voldemort nose (some guy removed his septum and... PIZZA!). Sarah: "PLEASE SAVE US FROM JAMES CAR-MORT AND THE HORSE-FACED LADY!"

The Dems have 47 Senate seats! SO FAR!

MACBOOKS SUCK!

RHODE ISLAND! WISCONSIN! MINNESOTA!


52 SENATE SEATS!

More, dammit. WHAT THE HELL. Ooh, PIZZA!

THE REPUBLICRATS HAVE ANOTHER SENATE SEAT. NOOOOOOO!

New York!

Nick: (with a whiteboard) "Are we coloring in Pennsylvania?
Sarah: "We're dubious of PA."
Bran: "Yes. Too much dubosity."

North Dakota, Ole Miss, Ala-DAMN-bama, South Caro... AGH! NO! NO RED! NONONONONONO!

Another Red Senate seat. XP

Sarah: "Let that red marker be the red of FAIL!"

West VA is Red? Really? Let me pick my JAW UP OFF THE FLOOR. XP

Indiana, YOU SUCK!

STOP WITH THE TOUCH SCREEN!

Ohio!

194 electoral votes for OBAMA! 69 for... that other guy.

LOOKIE! HAPPY STUFF!http://electoral-vote.com/evp2008/Pres/Maps/Nov04.html

NEW MEXICO! FUR REELZ!

Bon Ton FUCK YOU, LOUISIANA! XP

IOWA, MONTANA, NEVADA, UTAH COMING UP!

UTAH! RED! Oh well.

ET TU, KAN-SASS?

DAmmit, California, CLOSE YOUR POLLS!

COMEDY CENTRAL, FTW!

Connecticutt is LOFF. XD
That's too many "t's" isn't it?

54 Senate Seats FOR US!

BIG MISTAKE, TEXAS. BIG.
CNN Guy: "It's looking exceedingly grim for John McCain."



I'm tired and I have to take a break. Back soon-ish.

Look at this: http://electoral-vote.com/evp2008/Pres/Maps/Nov04.html

And this: http://www.isobamapresident.com/

VIRGINIA AND HAWAII! WE GOT IT!