Jul. 1st, 2009

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Advice to a Pregnant Daughter-in-Law

by Charles Darling

Avoid sharp things like corners, scissor points,
words and blades and cheddar cheese. Eschew
whatever's heavy, fast, and cumbersome:

meteorites, rumbly truck and stinky bus,
hockey players, falling vaults, and buffalo.
Steer clear of headlines, bank advices,

legal language, papal bulls, and grocery ads.
Every morning, listen to baroque divertimenti,
romantic operas, Hildegarde von Bingen hymns.

Evenings, read some lines from Shakespeare's comedies;
do a page of algebra; study shapes of clouds
and alchemy; make fun of your husbands feet.

Practice listening like a doe at the edge
of the earth's deep woods, but learn to disregard
most everything you hear (especially your father

and father-in-law). Learn some Indian lullabies;
speak with magic stones beneath your tongue.
Finally, I wish, avoid all tears—except

that the world and time will have their way
and weep we must. Perhaps enough is said
of grief and happiness to realize

that any child of yours will live a lifetime
utterly beguiled (as my child is)
by your bright smile, your wild and Irish laugh.

"Advice to a Pregnant Daughter-in-Law" by Charles Darling, from The Saints of Diminished Capacity. © Second Wind Press, 2005. Reprinted with permission. (buy now)

 
Ben Franklin and William Strunk Jr. and why Dorothy Parker is so cool. )

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Jul. 1st, 2009 12:26 pm
lillbet: (FAN!girlSquee!)
1.) This sh*t is bananas. The icons are lulzy (even if I'm not wild about the lettering- sue me, I'm not) and the fic and art... not work safe. Have not clicked, because titles include words like "orgy" and warnings are "NC-17". And while I'm not a prude, I'm also not one of those folks who likes to trip the porn censors at work. Xp

2.) OMG! THEY ARE FINALLY RELEASING THE DVDS! I loved Mikey. And Jerry. And... KUBE! "EAT NOW?" <--- Clicky if nothing I've said is ringing any bells and you're curious.

3.) ETA: Summit is racing to get this sucker DONE. Kinda wish WB had been this eager to get the HP flicks sorted so quick. (And now, if I could only get the image of KStew singing "I hate myself for loving you" out of my damn head I would be a happy bunny.)

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