Here, there, and everywhere.

QUICK, DAMMIT, CLICK ON THIS LINK WITH A STAR TREK PARODY IN IT THAT IS SO AWESOME IT WILL MAKE YOU SEE G*D. NOW! NOW! DOITNOW! BEFORE THE SHIP CRASHES INTO THE ROMULAN-- too late.

And this one. About ice cream made with alcohol. It's good for you. Thaaaat's it. Aren't you jealous now that these places are all near me? Don't you want to come and visit me now?

One more day until I sign the lease, get the keys and start moving stuff. I realize this sounds like a hella dull way to spend a Friday night, but once I put my name on that piece of paper it's ON. Life is not going to be all cherries, don't misunderstand me: I will probably be getting up at the crack to beat the traffic (my new nabe is on the other side of a cute lil' historic one lane bridge- argh!) but at least it will be my choice.

Plus, "Land of the Lost" comes out tomorrow. WILL. FARRELL. ANNA. FRIEL. DANNY. MC-WHATSISFACE. DINOSAURS. MATT. EFFING. LAUER. Seriously. You know how I keep mentioning "Today" on my LJ? In the movie, Lauer plays himself interviewing Farrell's character in LotL:

MATT LAUER CAN SUCK IT!

ETA: DEAR DAVID CARRADINE. WTF?!

ETA 2: I call SHENANIGANS. Eminem would never EVER say "I'm thrilled".