STEPHENIE MEYER MUST BE STOPPED!

Producers acquire Meyer's 'Host'
Trio use own money to buy screen rights to novel
By MICHAEL FLEMING

( THIS IS NOT A DRILL. DAMMIT. )

So basically she stands to make another pot of money from... dammit. I tried to install an antivirus program my father gave me (the man who had to be browbeaten to give up AOL, bless 'em) and it ate my intarwebz, but the nice folks at Comcast talked me through installing MacAfee (free with Comcast) so I was all EXCITED TO GET BACK ONLINE. And then this article appeared in my Inbox. THE WORST NEWS EVAR!!!!

WHY G*D? WHY???

I am going to bed now. There are four minutes left in Tuesday and they can't be any worse.