Too effing funny by half.

[lillbet]

Check out this comment. I'm thinking it was someone on mah flist, because out of the PAGES of comments they singled mine out to respond to (also, the ridiculous spelling, etc. looks like something someone who knows me would perpetrate just to annoy me).

'FESS. UP.

----- Forwarded Message ----
From: LiveJournal Comment <lj_notify@livejournal.com>
To: (my email)
Sent: Saturday, May 30, 2009 8:29:03 PM
Subject: i love 'um !!! how could you!!

Somebody replied to a comment you left in a LiveJournal post. (BTW- READ IT, IT'S AWESOME) The comment they replied to was:

I was pointed to this post by someone on my flist, happened upon your comment, and may I say that if this lovefest has room for another I'd like to join. :D

Your comments made me laugh- I totally agree, and while Stephenie Meyer is not Person of Interest #1 for me, I just can't stan' her. :P

Their reply was:

Subject: i love 'um !!! how could you!!
i cryed at the way you think my beautiful, edward, is a hidious creature!! my life is all about edward and bella, and has been since the 1st book came out. i LOVE every book and am on my 5th time reading them !! (beat that)you may think i am sad. but i love edward. if alice cullen was a real person, she would be my best freind! i wasn't to keen on rose, but she ended up growing on me the second time reading all 4 books... i dont care what you think about stephinie, but i think she is amazing! and i am in her fan club. :) i love her! i think the way she explains the way the charictors was genious! i cant wait untill the 5th book comes out, (midnight sun=edwards point of vuw of twilight),i love them and that is all that matters to me at the minuet. so stick your comments up your a**e ! i am in love!

Seriously, who dunnit?

Comments

[thehefner.livejournal.com]

Yesterday, I fear I had some texting malfunction in my reply to you. Know that my phone sucks for texting and I try to avoid that! I have only a passing understanding of what ARTOMATIC is, much less why I should have been there. Forgive me, I'm still zonked from my trip and long return drive!

[eumelkeks.livejournal.com]

I think that might be legit. Misguided and moronic, yes, but legit. *rotfl*

[mad-tenshi.livejournal.com]

There will be a 5th book? They must be kidding!!!

[benchilada.livejournal.com]

A**E?

That can't even STAND for anything, mother****er

[gahdzuks.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god. I really hope that's a joke. I really, really do. If not... the world is doomed. o_0

[lucy-bird.livejournal.com]

lol great reply...tell her she needs to learn ho to spell :p

[kala-way.livejournal.com]

Did she put the stars in arse herself? That's funny!
Maybe if you read the books 5 times you'd see her point about stephinie's lovely charictors.

[train-lindz.livejournal.com]

I wish it was me!

Though I'm not sneaky enough to post anonymously. I would have used my name - and then we could have faked ~drama and ended up on fandom_wank.

I think that shit it legit, though I think it may have been a case of her hitting reply to the wrong comment - nothing she bitched about poorly to you about had anything to do with your comment :D

[rlf-2583.livejournal.com]

Oh goodness, that's quite amusing. Sad, but amusing.

[principia-coh.livejournal.com]

Having seen way too much of posts to communities on LJ, as much as I'd like to think that was a joke, it probably wasn't.

So wait a minute. You're telling me she is now going to redo the existing books from Edward's point of view and people are going to pay her for it as though it's actually new content?

If JK Rowling tried to rewrite her series from, say, Hermione's perspective and pass that off as new material, people would freak.

[madeline871.livejournal.com]

EVEN HIS BREATH IS AMAZING

The catalog from that post is beyond hilarious.