My tummy hurts.

[lillbet]

GODDAMIT MONDAY, YOU LITTLE BITCH!

Just heard the news on the radio on my way home. VERY UPSET BECAUSE:

a.) I was just saving up to buy a subscription for myself as a birthday present, and

b.) That magazine is a fucking INSTITUTION and the fucking VOGUE of food magazines. WTF?!

3.) I WANTED TO WORK THERE SOMEDAY, DAMMIT.

If I could go back in time I'd club Rachael Ray like a goddamn baby seal and run fucking Guy Fieri over with the Nissan if it would mean saving this magazine. DAMMIT.DAMMIT. DAMMIT.

I have to go and eat a pint of Ben&Jerry's now, will you excuse me?

Comments

[rampantwhistler.livejournal.com]

I heard about this and immediately thought of you. See, you've already instilled yourself in my brain as the person I know most into the glories of good food. Somehow that connection made me realize intuitively that you'd be frustrated by this. . . and now here you are.